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Anonymous said: nikki minaj is a gross fuck who is overly sexual and uses too many swear words I'd rather listen to something decent like mozart.

shitrichcollegekidssay:

vivalafro:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

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Mozart - “Leck mich im Arsch” - Canon in B flat for 6 Voices, K. 231 / K. 382c

ok.

mozart writes about getting that ass licked

nicki sings about getting that ass licked

both true musical masters, honestly

The way art is suppose to be

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secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

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zoomwitch:

number-one-mollusc-fan:

snerky:

incredible

holy shit

look at this

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On the set
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xombiedirge:

Negora Illustrations by Konatsu / Tumblr

Konatsu will be in attendance for her first US art show, opening June 28th 2014, at Q Pop! / Tumblr.

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chignonesque:

CHOSEN   //   a mix for the heralds of andraste whose faith is their armour, whose cause is their shield   //   listen

Let the blade pass through the flesh,

Let my blood touch the ground,

Let my cries touch their hearts.

Let mine be the last sacrifice.

-Andraste 7:12

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#niiiiiiiice #dragon age

bonaventure-:

"ok so if i get the premium alaskan fish sandwhich, the chicken strips and the chicken fries are you going to have some chicken fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them" 
"why are you getting chicken strips and chicken fries they’re the same thing""ok im just going to pretend i didn’t hear that completely idiotic and inaccurate statement you just made right now" "why dont you just get two orders of chicken fries it would be cheaper""wow gendo thats a really great way to look at things. while we’re at it why don’t you just drive this car right out of this drive-thru and off a cliff. i mean, you know, because it would be cheaper. i dont even know you anymore”

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"ok so if i get the premium alaskan fish sandwhich, the chicken strips and the chicken fries are you going to have some chicken fries because i dont want to be the only one eating them" 

"why are you getting chicken strips and chicken fries they’re the same thing"

"ok im just going to pretend i didn’t hear that completely idiotic and inaccurate statement you just made right now" 

"why dont you just get two orders of chicken fries it would be cheaper"

"wow gendo thats a really great way to look at things. while we’re at it why don’t you just drive this car right out of this drive-thru and off a cliff. i mean, you know, because it would be cheaper. i dont even know you anymore”

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